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1 AKPOS THE COMEDIAN on 6th July 2013, 7:11 pm

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1.Which kind Akpos be this sef? small time, him go say all these akpos jokes are lies. Let’s end the day with one of the lovely akpos jokes we have with us. Akpos just go to school but him no dey act like him go school. Akpos dey fall our hands.


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of Akpos Jokes :

An illiterate Father with
his Educated son, Akpos
went on a camping trip.
They set up their tent &
fell asleep. Some hours later, Father wakes his Son, Akpos up & asks ”
Look up to the sky & tell
me what you see?”

Akpos: “I see millions of stars.”

Papa Akpos: “What does that tell you?

Akpos: “Astronomically, it tells me that there are
millions of Galaxies &
Planets.”

Papa Akpos slaps Akpos
hard & says, “You idiot!
Pesin don thief our Tent. ROTFL!!!

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2 Re: AKPOS THE COMEDIAN on 6th July 2013, 7:17 pm

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Hahaha akpos na funny man!!!!!!!!

3 Re: AKPOS THE COMEDIAN on 6th July 2013, 9:55 pm

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Lol

4 Akpos in a the plane!!!!!! on 10th July 2013, 12:19 am

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Akpos was in plane traveling to america so he sat beside am hausa man as there were going suddenily they notice the plane was about to crash so every body was praying d plane was turning up side down,akpos was just there he was nt praying so d hausa man said to him man why are u nt praying he said i hv been heiring of plane crash hv neva withness it be4 so i want to knw how plane crash.. D husa man fainted.. Any word 4 akpos 

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5 Re: AKPOS THE COMEDIAN on 10th July 2013, 12:28 am

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Hmmm life they sweet that hausa man!

6 Re: AKPOS THE COMEDIAN on 10th July 2013, 7:55 am

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gud wrote:Hmmm life they sweet that hausa man!

7 Re: AKPOS THE COMEDIAN on 10th July 2013, 8:27 am

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laffing

8 Re: AKPOS THE COMEDIAN on 10th July 2013, 9:26 am

Saaha


Traveling on air is like a dream

9 ARKPOS AND ST.PETERS IN HEAVEN on 11th July 2013, 7:37 am

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Akpos died and went to
Heaven. As he stood in
front of the Pearly Gates, he
saw a huge wall of
clocks behind him.
He asked, 'Why all the clocks?' St. Peter answered, Those are
Lie- Clocks.
Everyone who has ever been
on earth has a Lie-
Clock. Every time you lie, the
hands on your clock move.
Oh, said akpos. 'Whose clock
is that?'
'That's Mother Teresas',
replied St.Peter. 'The
hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie.'
'Incredible', said akpos. 'And
whose clock is
that one? St. Peter responded,
'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The
hands have moved
Twice, telling us that Abraham
told only two
lies in his entire life.'
'Where's our politician's clock?' asked akpos.
St Peter replied, they are in
the office. We're
using them as ceiling fans,
bcos they keep
running even faster than the
others Angel Micheal

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10 Re: AKPOS THE COMEDIAN on 11th July 2013, 8:30 pm

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Fanny to see him in that

11 Re: AKPOS THE COMEDIAN on 11th July 2013, 8:32 pm

Saaha


Apkos will people lougth n die

12 AKPORS vs SHOP ATTENDANT. on 15th July 2013, 3:31 pm

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"Akpors: I wanna buy a bra for
my girlfriend but I am not sure
about the size.
Shop attendant:"Is she slim, big
or like me?"
Akpors: just like you.
Shop attendant: Ok then I can
show you my boobs and from
there I am sure you can get an
idea of her size.
Akpors: I also want to buy her a
pant
shop attendent: thunder fire you.
One Word For Akpos!

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13 Re: AKPOS THE COMEDIAN on 15th July 2013, 3:47 pm

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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:
"Akpors: I wanna buy a bra for
my girlfriend but I am not sure
about the size.
Shop attendant:"Is she slim, big
or like me?"
Akpors: just like you.
Shop attendant: Ok then I can
show you my boobs and from
there I am sure you can get an
idea of her size.
Akpors: I also want to buy her a
pant
shop attendent: thunder fire you.
One Word For Akpos!
akpos no go kill person!

14 Re: AKPOS THE COMEDIAN on 16th July 2013, 10:18 am

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Akpor get brain o

15 Re: AKPOS THE COMEDIAN on 1st November 2013, 7:54 am

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Mr James and his
friend Mr Efe were
arguing about their
sons'stupidity. Mr.
James argued that
his son was more
foolish
thanEfe's son. EFE
however
disagreed, so
they decided to
put their sonsto
test.Mr.
James called his
son and asked him
to buy
something for him
at the market. The
boy
ran-out without
even asking for
what to
buy and money.
Mr. James said,
"you see how
foolish he is?
he didn't even ask
for what to buy or
money".
Mr Efe retorted, is
this what you call
foolishness? just
wait and see.He
calls his
son Akpos and said
"go home and
check if i
am in the house".
Akpos took to his
heels
and came back
panting, "papa you
no dey
house. Mama say
you dey your
friend
place.
Who is more
foolish....

16 Re: AKPOS THE COMEDIAN on 3rd November 2013, 6:06 pm

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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:Mr James and his
friend Mr Efe were
arguing about their
sons'stupidity. Mr.
James argued that
his son was more
foolish
thanEfe's son. EFE
however
disagreed, so
they decided to
put their sonsto
test.Mr.
James called his
son and asked him
to buy
something for him
at the market. The
boy
ran-out without
even asking for
what to
buy and money.
Mr. James said,
"you see how
foolish he is?
he didn't even ask
for what to buy or
money".
Mr Efe retorted, is
this what you call
foolishness? just
wait and see.He
calls his
son Akpos and said
"go home and
check if i
am in the house".
Akpos took to his
heels
and came back
panting, "papa you
no dey
house. Mama say
you dey your
friend
place.
Who is more
foolish....
both r foolish

17 Re: AKPOS THE COMEDIAN on 1st December 2013, 1:34 pm

Trustme4

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Akpos The Comedian
A rich man's son who was classmate
to Akpos told him dat most adults are
hiding at least one dark secret & dat
this makes it very easy to blackmail
them by saying,"I know the whole
truth."
So Akpos decided to go home & try it
out.
He got home & as he is greeted by his
mother he said,"Mama, I know the
whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him N500 &
said,"Just dont tell your father."
Q...uite pleased, he waited for his
father to get home from work & on
arrival his greeting to His father
was"Papa, I know the whole truth"His
father quickly took him aside & gave
him N1000 saying"just don't tell ur
mother" wow!
Amazed by dis, he ran out to meet d
gate man saying"I know the whole
truth"d gate man quickly dropped d
padlock & embraced him really tight n
said" thank God say u don know say
na me be ur Papa.....!!
Akpos fainted!!!!

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