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1 joke of the day on 30th June 2014, 12:21 pm

tolulope15

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I liked a girl named Stephanie, but never had
the guts to ask her out. So I met a native
doctor called “Mallam sabi“. All he demanded
from me was an internet modem, which I bought
for
him. He then gave me a ring called “Touch &
Follow”. He said “all I needed to do was to
touch her with the ring & she will follow
me”. I was excited because that’s pretty easy
to do. I saw her passing the next day, and I
created a scene just to draw her attention &
touched her like it was a mistake. I was
expecting her to follow me, but she didn’t,
she rather moved on & was pressing her
phone. I was disappointed & went home.
Upon getting home, I checked my phone and
saw 9 notifications showing Stephanie
Douglas is now following me on twitter,
instagram, kik, badoo, viber & sent me a
friend request on facebook, sent me a
message on whatsapp. I called Mallam
immediately to inform him & he replied me.
“My Son, we have upgraded o, everything is
now digital” bye bye to local things, Welcome
to the global community. That’s why I didn’t
ask for Yam, egg, fowl, brain of mosquito,
groundnut oil, but a modem to keep me
online.

2 Re: joke of the day on 30th June 2014, 4:09 pm

tolulope15

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A four year old girl walks in while her father
is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his
privates and points at his ??? and ask, "Dad!
What's that thing between your legs?"
The dad replies, "I don't know."
She goes to the kitchen and finds her mom,
"Mom. What's that long thing between dad's
legs?"
Her mom instead of explaining things to
her, replies, "I don't know."
A week later, when her mom was coming
home from work, the little girl ran to her
and says, "Mom! You refuse to tell me the
name of that thing between dad's legs. I
have finally figured it out myself. It's a
toothbrush!"
The mom laughs, then ask, "How do you
know that?"
The little girl explains, "When I came back
from school this morning, I saw aunty Nana
(the Maid) kneeling in front of dad, brushing
her teeth with dad's toothbrush and sure
enough, there was toothpaste all over her
mouth."
The mum fainted!

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